Kyle “Master Designer” Germanton – 3D Jet Model Action Hero!
(Now with 98.7% more caffeinated creativity)
Are your skies too quiet? Not anymore! Introducing the one and only Kyle "Master Designer" Germanton—the man, the myth, the STL-generating machine.
This limited-edition action figure is modeled after the real-life legend who’s been known to release five fully printable jets before breakfast. When others take a break, Kyle just slices faster.
Features Include:
🛩 Insane Design Speed Mode – Generates new RC jets faster than your slicer can load.
✋ Silk Touch™ Action Grip – Holds RC radios, energy drinks, and delicate foam parts with precision so gentle… you'll cry.
📦 Bonus Accessories – Includes a tiny GoPro, an iPad preloaded with Fusion 360, an RC controller, red baseball cap of glory, and yes—another airplane. Probably one that doesn’t exist yet.
Now With:
🔥 “No Sleep 'Til Maiden Flight” battle stance!
💥 Over 38 phrases including:
- "Just one more tweak..."
- "This one’s got vectored thrust."
- "I haven't showered, but check out this EDF bay!"
Don’t miss your chance to own the hero of hangars everywhere.
Whether he’s slicing wings or hearts, Kyle Germanton is always flying high.
Mattel® – For ages 14 and up, or anyone brave enough to attempt support removal.
Buy now and get a free micro jet STL with every sigh of admiration.